January 2012
I think i'm retarded guys
stephaneeezy asked: Jizel you are friken hilarious. THAT IS ALL. Your steak post man HAHAHA
Steak.
I get a real good kick outta misinterpreting things in my life. Especially when it comes to guys and my friends. An example is if some guy, that I or my friends thought were good looking, said hi to one of us, I’d say some shiz like “Omg he said hi to you, he’s practically saying he wants you guys to go out on a date.” HAHAHAHA it’s a little extreme, but I find it...
Oovoo?
Still no? Ok, well mines is CaptainJizel anyways. If you ever care. HAHAHAH
Watchnjazmin:
hippiesandgypsies:
she dances better than I do. :(
hahahahahahahaahahahahah this is me when i’m old
likespancakes:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
Who has oovoo?
Tell me now. Or don’t. I mean it’s really up to you. Especially if you live in America, we’re free to do what we want.
“People say, ‘I’m going to sleep now,’ as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin (via sing-louder-now)
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
“You have the right to leave someone, but at least tell them why, because what’s...”
– Drake (via jennieelyn)
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
everysongisaboutsex:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
December 2011
